Hey Trainwreck...This ain't your station (hajiomatic) wrote in thequestionclub,
Hey Trainwreck...This ain't your station
hajiomatic
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RASH

Your SO has a rash on the top of the cleft of his/her butt. What would YOU be willing to do in order to aid his/her recovery? (Rash is NOT contagious)

Blow on it
26(14.9%)
Apply talc
33(18.9%)
Apply ointments
36(20.6%)
Nothing. Sorry buddy you are on your own
4(2.3%)
Take pics and post to LJ butt crack forums
9(5.1%)
Aspirin. Aspirins cure all.
12(6.9%)
Scream...cry...accuse of having an STD. YOU BASTARD.
3(1.7%)
Take him/her to the ER and leave
3(1.7%)
Ask hajio what to do
9(5.1%)
other in conments
1(0.6%)
Ask why God would inflict this plague
3(1.7%)
Question their bathroom hygiene
12(6.9%)
Mock mercilessly
16(9.1%)
Quarantine them until further notice
5(2.9%)
blame someone else
3(1.7%)
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