sweetness
How often do you eat a dessert or "treat"?
More than once a day
18(18.9%)
At least once a day
23(24.2%)
A few times a week
28(29.5%)
Once a week
11(11.6%)
Less than weekly, more than monthly
12(12.6%)
Special occasions like birthdays/holidays
2(2.1%)
Never
1(1.1%)
What are you likely to consume for your treat?
Whatever has the most sugar
5(5.3%)
Whatever has the most chocolate
29(30.5%)
Going for max dough here--pie, tart, pastry
6(6.3%)
Anything, fuck it, I don't care, just bring it
26(27.4%)
Whatever I can kid myself into thinking isn't that bad for me
9(9.5%)
Other
20(21.1%)
Explain your treat frequency
That's how much I want
44(46.3%)
I don't even think about it, I always just eat whatever the fuck is right in front of me
13(13.7%)
My mom/auntie/grandma/wife always makes stuff, mustn't hurt her feelings regardless of consequences
2(2.1%)
I didn't even realize I was eating it daily until you asked, thanks a fucking lot
9(9.5%)
I'm mindful of my health
21(22.1%)
Other
6(6.3%)
Are you counting breakfast? Which of these do you eat regularly?
Sugary cereal
16(13.4%)
Cereal I add sugar to, including oatmeal
7(5.9%)
Toast lathered up with jam
8(6.7%)
Pop tarts
2(1.7%)
Pancakes
6(5.0%)
Leftover dessert
7(5.9%)
Cake
8(6.7%)
"Breakfast cookies," which are fine because they're so healthy, right?
3(2.5%)
Scones
3(2.5%)
Muffins
15(12.6%)
Fruit-flavored bagels
3(2.5%)
Other
41(34.5%)
Have you just been waiting for the ticky?
Ticky
17(22.7%)
Tickity
8(10.7%)
Ticky...ticky
17(22.7%)
Wildebeest
33(44.0%)