piperki (piperki) wrote in thequestionclub,
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it's only natural

After reading this inspiring debate, I knew I must ask TQC: how long into the relationship before you do these things in front of your new SO?

Poll #1994379 every body

How long before trumpety fart (adjacent room)?

1 week
1(1.7%)
2-4 weeks
2(3.4%)
4 weeks-3 months
8(13.8%)
3-6 months
19(32.8%)
longer than 6 months
8(13.8%)
never
17(29.3%)
first date...if SO can't deal with it, they're not SO material
3(5.2%)

What about quiet but unpleasantly odiferous fart?

1 week
0(0.0%)
2-4 weeks
2(3.4%)
4 weeks-3 months
13(22.4%)
3-6 months
6(10.3%)
longer than 6 months
8(13.8%)
never
11(19.0%)
this is out of my control; SO will just have to deal with it
18(31.0%)

poop when SO is in an adjacent room

immediately, but you work hard to cover your actions
13(22.4%)
A few weeks
13(22.4%)
A few months
13(22.4%)
Never
6(10.3%)
Why is this even a question? I'll poop where/when I want and IDGAF.
13(22.4%)

Pee with bathroom door open?

From the get-go
5(8.6%)
Eventually...weeks, months
29(50.0%)
Never OMG
21(36.2%)
Other (answer in comments)
3(5.2%)

How long before SO sees you do unglamorous grooming (flossing, nose hairs, zits etc.)

What is too gross to do in front of SO, no matter how long the relationship?

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