I'm not really asking for advice. In the two years I've lived in my place, this is the first time I've had not great neighbors. I'm moving out in about two months and I'm gone most of the day, so I just angry facebook-status about it and make mean faces in their general direction, whatever. Their worst offense is smoking flavored cigars outside my windows- lame because it is definitely windows-open weather here, because I'm asthmatic, and because they smell like shit and grapes. They play very loud music and sometimes, for no discernible reason, they will go outside, clap loudly several times, and go back in. Anyway.
How do you/would you react to bad neighbors? Do you have any good bad neighbors stories?