i call myself cassandra in my head (shinygobonkers) wrote in thequestionclub,
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You are forced to attend a three hour lecture/presentation in a packed room, and you MUST sit through the whole thing. Which of these presenters/topics would you be most willing to listen to?

Scientologist doing Scientology recruiting/info session
4(4.1%)
Eugenicist speaking about why eugenics is still relevant/important to society today.
4(4.1%)
Open forum discussion on the power/benefits of 'sexual healing'
14(14.3%)
Extreme survivalists speaking about what you need to do to prepare for the coming downfall of civilization
27(27.6%)
A retired general speaking about how awesome the military is and all that they've accomplished in the last few decades
3(3.1%)
Militant animal rights activists holding education session about ways in which you participate in animal cruelty every day
2(2.0%)
Freebirth activist advocating for the benefits of unattended home childbirth
9(9.2%)
Religious/spirtual leader type speaker advocating for commitment to celibacy/chastity
0(0.0%)
Lecture discussing the 'strong link' between vaccinations and autism
2(2.0%)
Historian speaking about the proud history of the succesionist/states rights movement in the US
2(2.0%)
Retired police officer talking about how to say No! to drugs; most of the audience are teenagers.
5(5.1%)
Health nut speaking about the many benefits of adopting an all raw, macrobiotic diet
6(6.1%)
Presentation consisting of several speeches given by political leaders from small/statistically insignificant far-left communist/socialist party
16(16.3%)
Timeshare company talking about why you should invest in vacation timeshare deal they are offering.
4(4.1%)
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