Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Which outcome is preferable?

Which outcome is preferable? It's the first day on your new job! As you're crossing the street to get to your building, you trip on the curb and land chest-first _______

On a sharp rock
63(85.1%)
On fresh, squishy dog poop
11(14.9%)

Which outcome is preferable? You're in a restaurant, and you bite into your sandwich and _____

You discover there's a piece of tin foil still attached, as you chew on it awkwardly
36(48.6%)
You find a small piece of bone (if you're a vegetarian, then you find a rock-hard stem of some kind that should have been cut off)
38(51.4%)

Which outcome is preferable? While wearinig white pants to the mall, you realize too late that _____

You're wearing darker underwear, and it's visibile through the pants
60(81.1%)
The soda you spilled in your lap has made it seem like you pissed yourself
14(18.9%)

Which outcome is preferable? Driving home late at night and hitting a ______

Beautiful collie (dog). The collision kills it
5(6.6%)
Parked car. The damage on your end is a few hundred bucks. About the same for the other car
71(93.4%)

Which outcome is preferable? You're told that you got blackout drunk the night before and ended up in a sweaty makeout session with _____

Your boss
50(70.4%)
Your cousin
21(29.6%)
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