Money talks, or so they say... for HALF A MILLION DOLLARS, which of these things would you do?
Call your mother a sweary word TO HER FACE
Tell a policeman to PISS UP SOMEONE ELSE'S TREE
Enter a radio show contest and excuse yourself mid-answer because YOU HAVE AN ITCH TO SCRATCH
Barge in on your roommate having noisy sex and say to their mate, WE DID THIS EARLIER ON IT WAS SO GOOD
Take a pastor aside after a gathering and warn him I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING
Pull up at the drive-through and ask CAN I HAZ CHEEZEBUGER NOW? when they ask to take your order
Tell a brickie/sparkie/roadworker you can see a crack they'll need to repair RIGHT BEHIND YOU...
Announce mid-lecture at a top university SAY WHAT? OH MY, WHAT AWESOME CRACK IS THIS LECTURER ON?
Ask your doctor if they've got a little, ...you know..., to spare
During peak hour run up the middle of the freeway screaming OH MY GOD SATAN'S GOT ME BY THE LEFT TESTICLE NOOOOOOOOOOOO