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Poll #1957182 Misallocated wealth...

Money talks, or so they say... for HALF A MILLION DOLLARS, which of these things would you do?

Call your mother a sweary word TO HER FACE
49(12.8%)
Tell a policeman to PISS UP SOMEONE ELSE'S TREE
32(8.3%)
Enter a radio show contest and excuse yourself mid-answer because YOU HAVE AN ITCH TO SCRATCH
49(12.8%)
Barge in on your roommate having noisy sex and say to their mate, WE DID THIS EARLIER ON IT WAS SO GOOD
35(9.1%)
Take a pastor aside after a gathering and warn him I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING
44(11.5%)
Pull up at the drive-through and ask CAN I HAZ CHEEZEBUGER NOW? when they ask to take your order
58(15.1%)
Tell a brickie/sparkie/roadworker you can see a crack they'll need to repair RIGHT BEHIND YOU...
37(9.6%)
Announce mid-lecture at a top university SAY WHAT? OH MY, WHAT AWESOME CRACK IS THIS LECTURER ON?
33(8.6%)
Ask your doctor if they've got a little, ...you know..., to spare
27(7.0%)
During peak hour run up the middle of the freeway screaming OH MY GOD SATAN'S GOT ME BY THE LEFT TESTICLE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
20(5.2%)
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