Which of these would you agree to for $1,000,000?
You must get a tattoo of each of the 7 dwarves from Snow White. Each dwarf tattoo must be 8 inches high. You decide where to put them. You cannot have them removed, or else you return the money
Your sex drive goes up 50%. You want it 50% more often now. You'll think about it waaay more often, masturbate twice a day, and constantly crave it. This is ongoing
You can own no pets for the rest of your life, nor live in any household where there are pets
Become a Scientologist. All the money requested will be covered, for audits and whatnot. Almost all your friends and family will know where you spend your free time
Whenever you hear a song from the 70s, you'd burst into tears and start sobbing uncontrollaby for no reason. Even you don't know, but you can't help it
Go streaking at the nearest pro football/soccer game. Bare ass with nothing over your face. All your legal troubles will be taken care of
Get two of your teeth replaced with vampire fangs. These have to remain, or else you return the money. And longish fangs, the kind that protrude when your mouth is closed
Whenever you drink alcohol of any kind, anything more than a sip, you become a belligerent, violent drunk, and get confrontational
Report any of your friends who are doing something illegal, like smoke pot or have unpaid parking tickets. Anonymously tell on them all
You'll work a glory hole at a local swinger's club for 6 hours. Whatever body part gets inserted, you have to give service to
Remove the evidence so that two accused meth dealers walks free.
There's a man on death row, scheduled to be executed next week. No more appeals. You have to shoot him fatally with a gun while he's behind bars, begging otherwise. You won't get caught
For the rest of your life, you can only watch movies that were made after 2010.
Your bowel movements are 10% smaller, as you retain that much more of the food you eat. You'll have that much more difficulty keeping the weight off
For the next year, you'll have to travel everywhere by rickshaw. You'll have your own personal vehicle and bicyclist