Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Sex related 'Would you rather....'

Would you rather....?

Have sex with a 10 (looks on a scale of 1 to 10) and get a neck full of unsightly hickies that can't be fully hidden with a turtleneck
55(91.7%)
Have sex with a 1 and get a $20 gift card to McDonalds
5(8.3%)

Would you rather have....?

retractable penises in your hands, like Wolverine's claws
16(26.7%)
Be able to shoot lube out of your hands like Spiderman. We're talking large spurts of lube
44(73.3%)

Would you rather have phone sex with....?

Bill Cosby
31(50.8%)
Stephen Hawking
30(49.2%)

Would you rather....?

Lick Courtney Love's vibrator once (one long lick along one side)
39(66.1%)
For 5 minutes, suck clean the beard of one of the ZZTop members after he's had BBQ ribs
20(33.9%)

Would you rather have phone sex with....?

Al Gore
24(38.7%)
The guy who does the voice of Homer Simpson. He stays in character the whole time
38(61.3%)
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