Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Which one?

Which would you rather have happen?

You take a cab to a fancy, important event. Your pants are a little baggy and they get caught in the door when you close it. The taxi takes off, yanking your pants off. You're pantsless at a super classy event
12(11.5%)
Your SO's ex confronts you next to your car in a parking lot and wants to fight you. You're cornered, nowhere to go
92(88.5%)

Which would you rather have happen?

Sitting on the toilet in a port-a-potty when a large spider climbs onto the inside door handle and stays there
35(33.7%)
Accidentally walking on a D4 polyhedron (four-sided dice) in your bare feet
69(66.3%)

Which would you rather have happen?

You take a cooking class, and the celebrity you find most attractive is not only in your class, but situated at your table. Two students per table
96(92.3%)
The celebrity you find most attractive approaches you and asks to borrow your phone to check their messages. You comply and they call their home phone to check their answerinig machine. You now have their home phone number
8(7.7%)

Which would you rather have happen?

Every time you sneeze, you suffer a brief moment of Tourettes and utter a racial slur loudly
42(40.8%)
Every time you orgasm, you lose control of your bladder
61(59.2%)

Which would you rather have happen?

Waking up after a night of blackout drinking, and feeling a pain on your lower back. Upon inspection, you have a butterfly tramp stamp
62(59.6%)
After a night of blackout drinking, you wake up to find that you've thrown up all over your nightstand. Really heaved your guts out. Your laptop was on the nightstand, it's covered in puke and it's no longer working
42(40.4%)
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