Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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12 days of madness

Your true love goes nuts and gets you all the gifts in the 12 days of Christmas. Which one would annoy you the most if it was found inside your home Christmas morning?

12 drummers drumming
12(19.4%)
11 pipers piping (bagpipes)
14(22.6%)
10 lords a-leaping (parkour guys climbing furniture and leaping off)
6(9.7%)
9 ladies dancing (strippers)
3(4.8%)
8 maids a-milking (includes 8 cows)
7(11.3%)
7 swans a-swimming (7 fully grown swans, a filled kiddie pool in your living room)
4(6.5%)
6 geese a-laying (irritable, pregnant, territorial geese)
12(19.4%)
5 golden rings (whoever wears them under influence of Sauron)
1(1.6%)
4 calling birds (at the height of mating season)
2(3.2%)
3 French hens
0(0.0%)
2 turtle doves
0(0.0%)
1 patridge in a pear tree (oh yeah, there's a full grown pear tree in your living room)
1(1.6%)

If your true love got you all this on Christmas day, what would your feelings towards him/her be?

Love. Overflowing love
4(6.7%)
Hate. Overflowing hate
9(15.0%)
Annoyance
16(26.7%)
Disappointment. It still isn't enough
2(3.3%)
Wariness. I'd fear my true love has lost his/her mind, and I'm going to have to protect myself
29(48.3%)

Considering your interests and maybe skill sets, in which 'gift' would you most likely be found?

One of the drummers drumming
3(4.9%)
One of the pipers piping (it can be any kind of pipe)
8(13.1%)
One of the lords a-leaping
3(4.9%)
One of the ladies dancing
9(14.8%)
One of the maids a-milking
11(18.0%)
I have no appropriate interests or skills. I'd be the tree the patridge is perched on
27(44.3%)
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