It's your birthday party, and you can have 3 things! Which 3 things (only three) would you like at your party?
Professional masseuse, with massage table. Will give massages to you and your friends
Clown who also makes balloon animals
Magician (he has a couple large props)
Craft instructor (or whatever craft you like), there to teach you and your friends how to do some cool things with that..craft that you do
Ball pit (you have to climb a ladder and drop into this above-ground 'pit')
An open bar (only rum/vodka/whiskey based drinks, and beer)
Guest appearance by your favorite 1960s-70s tv actor
Strippers of whatever gender you like
Above-ground pool, with it's own water slide (it's kinda large)
Pet trainer, with trained dogs and 1 cat
Pet trainer, with trained birds, including a falcon
Palm read/tarot reader/fortune teller
Small improv group that will do skits based on suggestions from the audience
The dress code for your party will be ______?
Costumes (come as a pun)
Costumes (movie related, pick a movie)
Decade party (either 60s/70s/80s/90s)
No dress code. Dress how you want
Fancy. Everybody has to dress up
White trash party
Your party was all fun and games until _____________
The stripper turns out to be your ex
Someone spike the punch with roofies, and there were 8 hours accounted for in everyone's night, and all the trainer's pets are missing
Wasps were attracted to the shindig
It was discovered there was a family of wolverines living in the ball pit
Chlamydia broke out in the 7th hour of continual partying
Someone got drunk and threw up down the slide for the rental pool
One of the strippers died and we had to bury her in the desert
Until one of your friends jumped into the bouncy house in heels, and killed it. You had to bury it in the desert, next to the stripper
Food poisoning struck the guests, and your toilet broke
You started playing 'strip charades' and ended up stark naked when no one could guess 'Jumanji'
The tv star becomes enraged when he/she runs out of coke and pounds on your neighbor's door, looking to score more
The fortune teller predicts death for everyone at the party who ate the 'salmon mousse'
Justin Bieber shows up unexpectedly at your party. He happened to be in the neighborhood and saw the bouncy house. Demands you buy him his favorite beer before he signs autographs for you
The novelty doll you get as a gift turns out to be haunted, when it whispers your name and its head spins around
The magician really does saw his assistant in half. Oh, the humanity!