Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Which would bother you the most?

Which would bother you the most?

Being mistaken for a contestant on the Biggest Loser
27(30.7%)
Being mistaken for Iggy Pop
22(25.0%)
Being mistaken for your mom/dad
10(11.4%)
Being mistaken for the opposite gender
16(18.2%)
Being mistaken for a homeless person (they put change in your hand and tell you not to spend it on alcohol)
13(14.8%)

Which would bother you the most? Being trapped in an hour on a stuck elevator with _____

A Jehovah's witness, who has a fresh stack of tracts he's dying to hand out
0(0.0%)
Weird guy who says nothing. Just pulls out a pair of X-Ray glasses, puts them on and stares at you the whole time, smiling
23(25.8%)
Old man who's doing his best to hold in a bowel movement
32(36.0%)
Sarah Palin, who passes the time bringing up gay marraige, health care and the economy
19(21.3%)
Your ex, drunk as can be, who's feeling more than a little horny
15(16.9%)

Which would bother you the most? You're at the movies, it's very crowded and every seat is filled, and you're sitting next to ______

A mother with a young child, who asks questions throughout the film
9(10.1%)
Some guy texting and receiving texts periodically through the film
4(4.5%)
Two people who have seen the movie before, and are discussing what happens next, ruining all surprises and twists for you
47(52.8%)
Morbidly obese person whose girth is spilling past the shared armrest into your seat
12(13.5%)
Someone who talks to the screen, warning people not to go into that room, who you can and cannot trust, etc. They're loud
17(19.1%)

Which would bother you the most? Front row seats to _______

Willow Smith
5(5.6%)
Insane Clown Posse
39(43.8%)
A bluegrass/honkytonk country band
4(4.5%)
Justin Bieber
25(28.1%)
A spring break wet t-shirt contest
16(18.0%)

Which would bother you the most? You've been invited to be in a wedding party with this wedding theme

Furry wedding. You'll have to wear a furry costume. A sexy one. And afterwards, you'll be expected to yiff with the rest of the wedding party
26(28.9%)
Fantasy wedding, warrior. Everybody has to wear metal armor. You'll have to rent an armored suit. It'll be expensive
1(1.1%)
Topless wedding. Thongs only
22(24.4%)
Nazi wedding. You'll all dress like German soldiers
34(37.8%)
Underwater wedding. You'll have to spend an hour in scuba gear. This may be difficult if you've never scuba'd before
7(7.8%)
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