Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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From a different vampage point

You come across a drunk vampire, who's a little intoxicated after drinking from a plastered hobo. 'I'm feeling generous, so I offer to make you a vampire, with no strings attached. You'll be incredibly powerful and resilent, and only sunlight and a stake through the heart can kill you. You will never age, and will always look as good as you did on the best day of your life. You are endless, eternal. However, you will cast no relection. You will have to drink blood 3 times a day, up to 2 pints per feeding. Sunlight in any dosage is fatal. You will have senses as acute as any animal, but you will look a little feral, a little dangerous, and animals will be afraid of you. Your body will die, and you will be considered undead. You will gain certain 'vampiric' powers, but cannot enter a building unless invited, and holy places cause you pain. Do you want my gift?'

Yes, make me like you
4(8.0%)
No. Keep walking, vampire
46(92.0%)
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