"Do you work here?" Nope, just stole someone's uniform and decided to wear it.
For the 4 months I waited for a name tag, I only got that question of Do you work here? once or twice. Now that I have a shiny new name tag, nearly every person asks me this. On Black Friday, I was tired after opening Thanksgiving as well and just trying to get tags stuck into a lock up box so people know the prices along with trying to not get hit by carts since I had to sit on the ground to even be able to get into the case. Then it happened and I couldn't stop myself.
*Has keys to the case, rmu, a label maker, ~shiny name tag~ and an open electronics case in front of her*
Customer: Do you work here? Me: Nope, just reaching into this case to steal shit. *brain screams no in Shatner fashion* Customer: *not even a pause* Do you know where flashlights are?
So tell me, question club. Has there been a time and place where you got asked a question so frequently that you went into a Bill Engval 'Here's Your Sign' quip before you could stop yourself?