i call myself cassandra in my head (shinygobonkers) wrote in thequestionclub,
i call myself cassandra in my head
shinygobonkers
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You have the opportunity to save a cat from imminent death. The cat is not your pet, but you dog get to meet it in person before making the decision. It seems pretty cute, and well behaved insofar as you can tell at the time. Which of these would you be willing to do to save the cat's life? Unchecked = you'd rather let the cat die than do it.

Pay $500, immediately
25(6.5%)
Commit to becoming the cat's new owner, for the rest of its life
46(12.0%)
Give a complete stranger, the person in possession of the cat, a blow job
9(2.3%)
Kill a dog
1(0.3%)
Commit to volunteering at an animal shelter for one 8 hour shift every week for a year
40(10.4%)
Agree to go on a date with someone you find repulsive
35(9.1%)
Agree to take responsibility for the cat's medical bills - estimated to be 50-100$ a month for the forseeable future
27(7.0%)
Agree to never tell anyone about a serious crime you just witnessed
13(3.4%)
Agree to help stranger get away with a felony
6(1.6%)
Steal the cat, with all attendant legal risks
28(7.3%)
Use physical violence against another person, to obtain the cat
14(3.7%)
Put your professional reputation at risk
14(3.7%)
Give up a personal possesion that has serious sentimental value
25(6.5%)
Agree to forego any use of the internet for six months
17(4.4%)
You have to carry the cat home with nothing but your bare hands to contain it; it gets violently upset when picked up
34(8.9%)
Frame a stranger for a crime they did not commit and lie to the police
1(0.3%)
Agree to take sexy bestiality themed photos with the cat
1(0.3%)
Personally retrieve the cat from a house full of feces, mold, fleas and miscellaneous trash
47(12.3%)
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