Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Which would you rather have happen?

Which would you rather have happen?

You get a charlie horse
69(79.3%)
You bump into your ex with their new partner, who's intelligent, very attractive. For you, this so happens to be laundry day, and you're wearing sweats and a ratty t-shirt. You've also been sick, so your face is red and glands bloaty. You look puffy
18(20.7%)

Which would you rather have happen?

You're running late for work/school. You get into the car, turn on the ignition, and only then do you notice a large spider sitting on the steering wheel
46(51.7%)
You walk through a spiderweb
43(48.3%)

Which would you rather have happen?

You're at a pool party. You have on a new swimsuit. You didn't know that once you got it wet, it became see through. No one told you until a half hour after you emerged from the pool
65(74.7%)
You're at a pool party. You have on a new swimsuit. You have some kind of weird allergic reaction to the material, and repeatedly scratched your crotch, which is irritated. People joke that you have crabs, and it becomes a rumor
22(25.3%)

Which would you rather have happen?

You're at a county fair. You have to poop. You find a port-a-pottie. You forgot to lock it and the most attractive person you've ever seen opens the door and finds you, with your pants around your ankles
61(68.5%)
You're at a county fair. You have to poop. After you finish your business, only then do you notice there's no toilet paper, and no more seat covers
28(31.5%)

Which would you rather have happen?

You're driving at night and go to pick up a friend. You pull over in front of her house, waiting. A stranger climbs into your car once you stop. 'Thanks, I've been hitching for hours and no one's stopped til you came along'
35(39.8%)
You get a flat tire in the wee hours of the morning in the middle of nowhere. Your spare is missing
53(60.2%)
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