Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
thequestionclub

FOR $250,000, would you....?

...have course, unmanagable, Robin Williams-esque hair sprout all over your body?

Yes
16(17.4%)
No
76(82.6%)

...send sultry letters and naked photos to 5 prisoners, each locked up for at least 20 years (not accounting for parole or good behavior release)? Maybe they'd forget about you when they got out, maybe they'd be killed in prison, or maybe they'd obsess over you because they had nothing else to keep them going, and find you when they got out. Who knows. Maybe moving would be the answer, but they could hire a detective...

Yes
37(40.7%)
No
54(59.3%)

...be entered into a beauty pageant/contest. You'd be allowed to enter, despite not looking at all like the other contestants. There would be a swimsuit portion, a dress-up portion, and a talent portion of the contest. You and all the other gorgeous contestants. This will be televised across the planet, and the venue itself holds about 5,000 people. Would you do it?

Yes
65(71.4%)
No
26(28.6%)

...catch and return 5 rabid (yes, with rabies) terriers, using only your hands (no implements), wearing only a wife beater and shorts? They're in 5 different places. Just grab the dog, bring it to a car and drive it in. Try not to get bit

Yes
15(16.5%)
No
76(83.5%)

...smoke meth 3 times a day (to the point of a high) for a month straight? You can always stop afterwards, if you can

Yes
5(5.4%)
No
87(94.6%)

...move at least a 2,000 miles away from where you live now? Most likely, you'll have to make new friends, find a new job, etc. You can't think of returning back to your old stomping grounds for at least 5 years

Yes
68(73.1%)
No
25(26.9%)

...legally change your name to Mimi (or Jacques, if you're male), and speak in a French accent for the next 365 days? You cannot tell anyone why you're doing this, no matter how bewildered they are. You simply state that this is how you've always talked, and they're only now noticing your accent, and deny otherwise

Yes
47(51.1%)
No
45(48.9%)
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