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Wily as a coyote
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With whom would you sooner make out? For 1 minute

George W. Bush
18(33.3%)
A department store Santa
15(27.8%)
A person who had no teeth. Average looks
9(16.7%)
A super attractive person with an amazing body with advanced gingivitis
7(13.0%)
Someone with a bad hairlip
5(9.3%)

With whom would you rather go down on?

Johnny Depp, after not having bathed for 2 weeks
13(23.6%)
Jennifer Lawrence, after a large meal of Taco Bell and cabbage
25(45.5%)
Regis Philbin
5(9.1%)
Betty White
2(3.6%)
One of your elementary school teachers. Now
10(18.2%)

Who would you rather go on a 5 hour road trip with?

Sarah Palin
3(5.4%)
Your boss, after you made a major blunder on the job
6(10.7%)
Justin Bieber, who's determined to convince you to become a Belieber
10(17.9%)
Your ex. The one with whom you have the most baggage
20(35.7%)
A cat in a cage, who cannot be removed from the cage, and who will be yowling loudly and plaintively the entire trip
17(30.4%)

You have to travel 10 miles by car. Which of these transport options would you sooner take?

Within the coffin of a hearse. You're locked into the coffin until you arrive at the destination
17(30.4%)
Packed into a clown car with 7 other people, all dressed as clowns. You have very little room to move, and your face is pressed near 2 other people
9(16.1%)
Sitting in a chair that's bolted to the roof of a car. There is a seatbelt. The car will take the freeway
7(12.5%)
Hangglider. You'll be flying with someone who can operate it
23(41.1%)
On foot, but you'll be the hindquarters in a 2 person horse costume. You have to stay in the costume the entire way, hunched over and unable to see anything
0(0.0%)

You have to get a henna design on the side of your neck. It'll last only a month, despite attempts to remove it faster. Which of these designs would you rather have inked on your neck? Each design is 6 inches across

The Confederate flag
8(14.5%)
Your own phone number, along with your name, and the words 'Call me'
28(50.9%)
Evolution is a lie. Read the Bible
10(18.2%)
An erect penis. And the attached scrotum
7(12.7%)
Homosexuality is a choice. Stay away from the sanctity of marriage
2(3.6%)
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