Did you know I had a sex dream about you last night. It took place in ________
Zero gravity (we were in a space shuttle)
Disneyland's 'It's a Small World'
I was wearing _________
A Victorian noble outfit
An edible Batman costume
You were wearing ______
A Leela outfit (from Futurama), complete with single eyeball
Whipped cream sprayed in all the naughty locations
Restraints (there's no other way you'd be intimate with me otherwise)
A chainmail bikini
A crotchless vintage deep sea diving suit
You said 'I've never thought of ______ used in the bedroom before', seeing what I had in my hand
A whoopie cushion
And just as it was getting hot and heavy, you whispered ________________ in my ear...all sexy like, and I woke up
'I don't mean to pry, but do you have six fingers?'
'I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum'
'Could I BE any more turned on right now?' (in Chandler's voice)
'Luke, I am your father'
'BOO! You whore'
And I would have thought it was all just a dream, except I found your _______ in my bed
Puddle-sized wet spot (Dear Lord, I hope that's a wet spot)
Mermaid body suit
And when you get around to it, can you return my ________? That'd be great
Semen, #4924839372 through 4924839885. Last seen in the vicinity of your throat
And sorry what I did to your ________. That's never happened before
Sense of self worth
I'm telling you all this by text, to the number you left me. This is ________, isn't it?
Bubbles, the Naughty Clown