i call myself cassandra in my head (shinygobonkers) wrote in thequestionclub,
i call myself cassandra in my head
shinygobonkers
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You are suddenly teleported 20 years into the future, where you discover that the future you is leading a life quite different from what you might have imagined. Which of these future you possibilities would surprise you the most?

You are making a living as a moderately successful children's book author
1(0.9%)
You are finishing up a prison sentence for a drug-related felony
8(7.4%)
You are working full time as a manager at a Costco store in the US state of Virginia
2(1.9%)
You live alone, with 6 cats.
1(0.9%)
You are about to graduate from a seminary school.
16(14.8%)
You now live and work in Kazakhstan
4(3.7%)
You've gotten heavily involved in local politics and have recently been elected to a public office
7(6.5%)
You've become an itinerant vagrant, hitchhiking across the country
0(0.0%)
You work as a substance addiction counselor in one of the worser neighborhoods of your city/town/area
0(0.0%)
You have a new spouse, and they hail from Iceland
0(0.0%)
You are a recipient of food stamps and medicaid, and share your living space with five roommates (not family or SO)
0(0.0%)
You are extremely physically fit and spent 2-3 hours minimum at the gym every day,
1(0.9%)
Literally half of your body is now covered in tattoos
0(0.0%)
You are a chain smoker of cigarettes and cigars
12(11.1%)
Hunting animals is now your favorite hobby/pastime
22(20.4%)
You have become a Jehovah's Witness
22(20.4%)
You work as a drug mule, regularly smuggling illegal substances across international borders
10(9.3%)
You live in your car by choice, not out of any economic necessity
2(1.9%)
You are a patient at a long-term psyciatric care facility
0(0.0%)
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