Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote

Elevator companion

You're in an elevator in an apartment building. It's an old elevator. There's a man in the elevator with you. Suddenly, the lift stops, and you're trapped between floors. You wait patiently. 5 minutes turns into 10 minutes. The emergency button doesn't seem to be working (or even connected to anything). The man says 'last time this happened, the person was trapped in here for 6 hours before he was rescued'. Uh oh. You introduce yourself to the man. He's around 50. Looks wise, about a 4 out of 10. Now, what would be the creepiest thing he could say/do?

Let's kill some time with singing. 999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999 bottles of beer...
He doesn't say a thing. Just stares in your direction. Doesn't respond to your questions. Just stares
Aren't you pretty cute. We're going to be in here for a while. I think we should get comfortable around each other. Can I sit next to you?
It's been 3 years ago to this date that I died in this building. Once a year I return amongst the living
Say...have you heard of Jehovah? Have you given much thought to the afterlife? I just so happen to have these pamphlets...
'Don't worry, we're safe. I'm always packing heat'. He shows you his gun. 'I believe they stopped the elevator on purpose. Be ready for anything'
Shit shit shit. I was going back to my room to get my insulin. If I go into a diabetic coma, call 911 ASAP
Um...I hate to tell you this, but I really have to use the bathroom. I'll take this corner. Stupid irritable bowel
He seems normal, but has the worst B.O. you've ever smelled on a man. The kind of stench that clings to your clothes. The smell is filling the elevator
Do you need some drugs? I got meth, heroin, crack and coke. You got any money? I'll give you the first taste for free
It's uncanny, but you look a lot like my ex. You could be twins. Hahaha. But you couldn't be, right? Cause my ex is dead. Hahahaha! Man, I hated my ex, and you look like my ex. A lot
I get really panicky in situations like this. Violently so. The longer I'm trapped in a claustrophobic space, the more I lash out
He says the same thing as the previous line, except he adds 'only blowjobs seem to calm me down'
You like dubstep? I hope you do, because I got 18 hours of dubstep on my phone, and I'm going to hit play until we're saved
WE'RE TRAPPED!!! AAAAHHH! So hot...burning up. He then starts to take off all his clothes
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