Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Decisive answers to burning questions

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Chicken
20(45.5%)
Egg
19(43.2%)
Depends on how young the egg was. Teenagers can't hold it very long (premature ejaculation joke)
5(11.4%)

Do gingers have souls?

Yes
34(77.3%)
No
10(22.7%)

Who would win in a battle?

Darth Vader
21(45.7%)
Loki
25(54.3%)

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Yes. A lot. And thank you soooooo much for reminding me, jerk
4(8.7%)
Oh, you!. Teehee.
10(21.7%)
*eyeroll*
19(41.3%)
No, because I landed on your MOM. She's so fat, I couldn't miss her, falling out of the clouds
11(23.9%)
Only when I laugh. Hey, nice hair! (laughter)
2(4.3%)

Why can't we have nice things?

You suck!
1(2.1%)
Because someone can't keep it in their pants (I'm looking in your direction)
4(8.5%)
We're poor
19(40.4%)
Because you're sitting online, taking low effort polls, instead of doing something constructive
15(31.9%)
Nice things has a restraining order against you. You can't come within 200 feet of anything nice
8(17.0%)

I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. How many shots did I fire, punk?

5
5(10.6%)
6
1(2.1%)
3.14159265359
16(34.0%)
284
1(2.1%)
None. You kept making 'pew pew shots with your mouth
24(51.1%)
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