Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Depends on how young the egg was. Teenagers can't hold it very long (premature ejaculation joke)
Who would win in a battle?
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Yes. A lot. And thank you soooooo much for reminding me, jerk
Oh, you!. Teehee.
No, because I landed on your MOM. She's so fat, I couldn't miss her, falling out of the clouds
Only when I laugh. Hey, nice hair! (laughter)
Why can't we have nice things?
Because someone can't keep it in their pants (I'm looking in your direction)
Because you're sitting online, taking low effort polls, instead of doing something constructive
Nice things has a restraining order against you. You can't come within 200 feet of anything nice
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. How many shots did I fire, punk?
None. You kept making 'pew pew shots with your mouth