Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Waitress poll

You're at a nice restaurant and you're having a little problem with your waitress. Which of these things would make you penalize her, either in lowering her tip or complaining to the manager? Anything you don't check, it's assumed that you'd just brush it off and tip her the requisite amount. I know some of you live in countries where tipping just isn't done. Just assume that you're in America, and know that waitstaff depend on that tip as part of their wages

She's not looking in your direction much. Instead, she's hanging around this other couple's table. You still haven't seen a menu
47(10.4%)
Waitress spills a glass of water on your lap. Gives you towels and apologies, but you're still soaked
8(1.8%)
She got your order wrong. Like, entirely wrong. But fixed it when you pointed it out. However, you had to wait another 15 minutes
37(8.2%)
She didn't get your order right. The specifics you wanted, like certain ingredients removed or choice of sides were entirely ignored
47(10.4%)
You really think the waitress was flirting with your date/significant other
29(6.4%)
Waitress didn't smile, didn't greet you, and turned and walked away immediately after getting your order. Just lacking in general niceness
50(11.1%)
Waitress is too chatty. Even after the order is taken, hangs around making small talk. Comes back later while you're eating to talk, interrupting your meal
22(4.9%)
You find a long hair in your food that matches the waitresses' locks
31(6.9%)
Maybe it's just you, but you really feel the waitress is hitting on you. Lots of lingering eye contact and smiles, and she finds any reason to touch you
12(2.7%)
Forgot your drink and twice you had to remind her
53(11.8%)
Your waitress didn't drop by during the meal to check on refills. You had to wave at her to get her attention
34(7.5%)
She mumbles the specials and she smells a little bit like pot. She suspect she's high
36(8.0%)
She has tattoos on her knuckles. FUCK, and YOU! There are kids in this restaurant
8(1.8%)
Waitress smells bad. You suspect she's having female issues. Whenever she's near you, you get a strong whiff
20(4.4%)
The coffee/tea you ordered was tepid on delivery. When you mention it to her, she brings you back another cup. It's mildly warmer but still not hot
17(3.8%)
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