Would you rather have sex with a Real Sex doll that looks like...? The doll has a very realistic looking face, and you have to have sex face-to-face
You're in your own home. There's a big, fat spider on the wall. Would you rather kill the spider...?
Using only your mouth with ONLY a couple squares of toilet paper wadded up between your lips (no hands)
Hair spray and a lighter
Would you rather twirl a sign, in the middle of summer...?
In only your underwear (the ones you have on now)
In a used gorilla suit with thick fake fur, that's been worn by 20 other sweaty people and never been washed
Would you rather...?
Punch a tiny old lady as hard as you can
Get hit by a baseball bat wielded by a tiny old woman 5 times
You're at a nasty gas station restroom, and you have to take a dump. Would you rather...?
Open the door and flush the toilet using only your mouth
Sit on the toilet without any seat cover and proceed to poop