Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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This or that

Would you rather have sex with a Real Sex doll that looks like...? The doll has a very realistic looking face, and you have to have sex face-to-face

E.T.
22(31.0%)
A clown
49(69.0%)

You're in your own home. There's a big, fat spider on the wall. Would you rather kill the spider...?

Using only your mouth with ONLY a couple squares of toilet paper wadded up between your lips (no hands)
3(4.3%)
Hair spray and a lighter
67(95.7%)

Would you rather twirl a sign, in the middle of summer...?

In only your underwear (the ones you have on now)
51(68.9%)
In a used gorilla suit with thick fake fur, that's been worn by 20 other sweaty people and never been washed
23(31.1%)

Would you rather...?

Punch a tiny old lady as hard as you can
18(24.0%)
Get hit by a baseball bat wielded by a tiny old woman 5 times
57(76.0%)

You're at a nasty gas station restroom, and you have to take a dump. Would you rather...?

Open the door and flush the toilet using only your mouth
1(1.4%)
Sit on the toilet without any seat cover and proceed to poop
71(98.6%)
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