*Note: Yes, I am vegan and have been for more than a decade. So when I think of eating these things, it is clearly the vegan version. But my disgust at the flavor combinations stands.*
Does putting mayonnaise on a ham sandwich sound totally gross or what?
OH GOD YES THAT'S SO NASTY
I mean, doesn't it just remind you of putting mayonnaise on a hot dog?
No, what the hell are you talking about?
Wait, you don't put mayonnaise on your hot dogs, do you?!?
No, of course not. I'm no cretin!
Yes! It's a delectable treat for young and old!