Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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You're on a first date. It's going well. He/she is amusing and you're hitting it off, and they are attractive. Then you notice it, or maybe your date points it out. A physical imperfection/shortcoming that you hadn't noticed when you were asked out. Which of these physical 'differences' could you overlook, which you could proceed to following dates? Anything you don't check it's because the physical 'difference' is too weird for you, and like it or not, it's kind of a dealbreaker

Missing leg, up to the hip. Prosthetic
62(10.2%)
Two missing legs, up to the knees. Prosthetics
55(9.1%)
Entire back is scarred from a fire. Burn damage, skin grafts. The texture is odd, and covers their entire back
61(10.1%)
Vestigial tail. It's about 6 inches. Just hangs there, limply
22(3.6%)
Vestigial tail. It's about 6 inches. Actually 'wags' when they get excited
23(3.8%)
Conjoined twin body part. In the womb, they absorbed their twin, and all that remains is a small hand protruding from their back
20(3.3%)
Missing hand. Wears a somewhat convincing prosthetic.
57(9.4%)
Glass eye
52(8.6%)
Lazy eye. It's distractingly lazy. You wonder how you didn't notice it when you were being asked out
37(6.1%)
Really large genitalia. Either a horse-like penis, or a wide-set vagina
36(6.0%)
Very small genitalia. Either a 3 inch penis or a very compact vagina, where intercourse is very painful to her
27(4.5%)
Missing most of his/her teeth. Wears dentures
34(5.6%)
Two cauliflower ears. Your date used to be a boxer
28(4.6%)
Your date has 2 stretched ear lobes, with large gauged jewelry set within.
43(7.1%)
When your date was a teen, was in a gang and served time. Now is sober, educated and mature, but his entire torso is covered in gang tattoos.
48(7.9%)


Note: apologies to anyone, if you suffer from any condition mentioned above, or know someone who is suffering. Not trying to belittle the challenge you or a loved one must face. Simply seeing how well people can overlook the physical when romance is on the horizon.
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