Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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There's a pinata and you're the one with the alluminum bat. You get first crack at what falls out of the Teletubby pinata. What would be the best thing to find inside?

Your favorite candy
19(18.4%)
Quarters
32(31.1%)
Gift cards - 10% off a Starbucks order
5(4.9%)
Nail polish (assorted)
28(27.2%)
5 Hour Energy drinks
1(1.0%)
iTunes gift cards ($2 each)
18(17.5%)

What would be the WORST thing to find inside the pinata?

Wasps
30(29.4%)
Justin Bieber keychains
0(0.0%)
A dye pack (like the kind they put in bags of money during a bank robbery that spray whoever opens the bag with difficult-to-remove dye)
0(0.0%)
Boiling hot water (it'll get over you)
16(15.7%)
Crazy glue (it'll get over you)
5(4.9%)
Solid metal core (when you make hard contact, the sharp vibrations may be painful)
0(0.0%)
A puppy that was supposed to be a gift for the birthday person (and you just smashed it with a bat)
51(50.0%)

Price is not a factor here, but only 3 features per customer. Which 3 of these features would you have at your next birthday party? Just pick THREE (for those of you who only skim the questions)

Bouncy house/castle
47(15.4%)
Climbing wall
27(8.8%)
Magician
18(5.9%)
Inflatable pool with slide (adult size)
43(14.1%)
Tarot card reader
32(10.5%)
Trampoline, large
42(13.7%)
Pony rides
15(4.9%)
Elephant rides
16(5.2%)
Stripper (either gender)
12(3.9%)
Clown
0(0.0%)
Balloon twister (makes animals)
9(2.9%)
Strongman (does various feats of strength)
3(1.0%)
The Amazing Bixby and his trained animals (fluffy ones)
30(9.8%)
The Incredible Bernard and his trained squadron of birds
8(2.6%)
Dr. Melvin and his collection of exotic insects (rare bugs)
4(1.3%)
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