Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote

A friendship is not a seafaring vessel

You have a new friend. You guys hit it off great. You have a similar sense of humor, share similar viewpoints, and appear to be matched intellectually. The number of inside jokes you share grows weekly. Then one day, your friend reveals something to you. A story, or an opinion you've never heard before. Which of these things would make you lose respect for your friend and think less of him/her, and see them in a new light, despite the wealth of similarity you share? Anything you don't check it's assumed that you could shake it off and not let it bother the relationship

'Evolution just doesn't make sense. Sorry, I just can't accept it. I think we were probably created'
'I'm getting my doctorate in Ancient Babylonian poetry. Betcha didn't even know that was something you could be a doctor in. I should be able to land a great job with this'
'Once a year I go hunting with my dad. It's how we bond. I once massacred an entire family of foxes, like 4 babies. Man, what a rush!'
'It's not a proud part of my past, but I've had 5 abortions. Still sleep like a baby at night'
'Hitler was a little misunderstood...'
'I once saw a bigfoot while camping. It definitely wasn't a bear'
'It isn't cool that gays can marry. What's next, people marrying horses? It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Mr. Ed'
'I know he's married, but I still sleep with him. They're not even having problems. That's the messed up part. He's such a cheating pig, but damn, he's good in bed'
'It sucks that girl was raped, but with the way she was dressed, she had to be asking for it a little bit. There are no innocent victims here'
'I've slept with maybe...75 people. Maybe 80. Who doesn't go through a slutty phase? Or still kind of going through a slutty phase? Haha'
'Sometimes, after a long day of work, you just wanna come home, have a drink, do some blow, and kick back'
'Ugh, reading is for losers. This is the 21st century. Netflix is the new library'
I won't illustrate it here, but apparently, he/she is somewhat of a racist
'I go to a psychic every week'
'With just a little more of a push, we can remove abortion in the next year! That harlot Planned Parenthood will go belly up and America will be decent again'
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