The gay marriage ruling passed in America and the country became a bit more liberal. However, in this hypothetical, conservatives don't really understand homosexuality at all. After gay marriage is allowable, they start to get behind a movement to legalize marriage between humans and animals, but only dogs, sheep and horses (no point in making the marriages weird or anything), thinking that the next step after men marrying men is men marrying livestock. The Republicans are hoping to get a lot of liberal voters to get on their side for 2016. Lonely farmers and people with fetishes show up in rallies to support the movement. PETA is conflicted because while some animals gain legal rights and are treated as equals, the likelihood of forced sexual relations remains. The general public is very confused and kind of thinks the Republicans are trolling the country, except they're not. What would your vote be?
Political creepy hypothetical
Legalize human-animal matrimony. Some people are strange and need some strange in their lives to be happy. Who are we to say no?
No.That's just wrong and the animal has no say in the matter. NO