Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote

Help me think of something clever

My friend has some plastic moustaches and would like to turn them into necklaces and sell them at a farmer's market, along with the rest of her jewelry. At this particular market, it's adjacent to two colleges, so there's probably a fair share of hipsters that might frequent the marketplace, who may resonate with the moustache necklace. I think a catchy/humorous/clever title for the necklace would probably make them sell a lot better. Some play on words involving moustaches, or maybe hipster or macho men. Something that would make people smirk and reach for their wallet. The necklaces would be cheap, like $5, 2-for-$8, so price shouldn't be a deterrent. I don't really have many good ideas for this today. Here's some dumb ones I came up with.

Budget spy kit (change your identity in seconds!)
Instant gentleman kit
'Stache flash (the plastic is kind of shiny)
Mo bling

So, my creative, clever, inquisitive think tank, what moustache ideas can you think of?

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