Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Zombie survival poll (again). A lot of these options are different

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! The dead are back and they're causing trouble. People are arming themselves for protection. By the time you get to the stores for weapons and armor, it's all been picked through. This is all that's left. You can only choose one weapon/makeshift weapon to defend yourself. What do you pick to fight zombies?

Bowling ball
1(2.2%)
Justin Bieber wooden cutout. Solid wood, weighs about 20lbs
2(4.3%)
Prosthetic arm
1(2.2%)
Hand grenade (two)
1(2.2%)
40lb sledgehammer
14(30.4%)
3' slender scratching post/cat tree
1(2.2%)
Two 12 inch dildos
1(2.2%)
Supersoaker filled with hairspray, Zippo lighter fastened to end
13(28.3%)
High powered slingshot, 20 shot
2(4.3%)
2 brass knuckles, the kind with spikes
10(21.7%)

You can only choose one armor/makeshift armor for yourself. Which one?

Captain America shield. Tin. Fairly sturdy, can't be damaged by bites or claws
24(51.1%)
Gorilla suit. Weighs about 25lbs. It's hot inside, visibility is iffy, but it's extremely difficult to bite or claw through
7(14.9%)
Suit of plate mail, jousting armor. Weighs about 90lbs. High protection, visibility alright, but difficult to move around in
5(10.6%)
Human-sized hamster ball. Plastic. It's hard to get through but it does draw attention to you and may be difficult to adjust to movement once inside
4(8.5%)
Fetish dress. Vinyl, knee-length, elbow-length, skintight. Difficult to bite through, somewhat difficult to move quickly in
7(14.9%)

What transportation device will you select?

Segway
14(31.1%)
Adult-size Big Wheel
8(17.8%)
Roller skates
14(31.1%)
Barbie bicycle. Made for a tweenage girl, so smaller than average adult size. Hot pink
5(11.1%)
Street luge
4(8.9%)
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