Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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So you might be a werewolf if...

For the third straight full moon now, you've woken up outside, naked, with blood over your mouth. What would you suspect was the issue?

Roofies. Someone keeps giving me roofies and taking me to steak tartar restaurants
1(2.4%)
I'm probably a werewolf
27(64.3%)
Gotta cut back on the drinking. Too many blackouts
4(9.5%)
Attempted rape, though I think I may have castrated the rapist
2(4.8%)
Alien abduction
0(0.0%)
I can't say for sure, but 3 times in the last couple months is a new low. I think I'm getting better
2(4.8%)
I think I'm involved in some kind of kinky nocturnal exhibitionist orgy. Also, I may sleepwalk/sleepfuck
5(11.9%)
Other
1(2.4%)

What would it take to convince you you were a werewolf?

Pretty much the second time I woke up naked, covered in blood
22(18.0%)
Someone named Van Helsing or Van Halen keeps leaving messages on my phone
15(12.3%)
Sudden allergy to silver
18(14.8%)
Angry mob with torches and pitchforks (where do you ever find those things in the city?)
14(11.5%)
Sheep slaughter is on the rise and I keep waking up with wool in my teeth
22(18.0%)
I'm on Team Jacob. Duh
3(2.5%)
My dog keeps barking at me and trying to hump me more than usual
3(2.5%)
After I make dinner, I have this sudden urge to howl at the moon
14(11.5%)
I have to wax my body twice as often now
11(9.0%)

Let's say you finally admit that you're a lycanthrope. Obviously this will change your life a lot, and demand that you alter your lifestyle a little. What changes do you foresee happening?

This pretty much blows my vegan diet out the window
8(6.1%)
Living with Lycanthropy support groups
20(15.2%)
Having to be tied down to my bed every month, and yet not getting laid
25(18.9%)
Having to wear spandex, stretchy undergarments under my clothes so I don't wake up naked any longer
17(12.9%)
Having to really get in good shape if I'm going to waking up undressed in public every month
27(20.5%)
This weird, unnatural hatred towards goths and all things vampire related (if I already don't)
9(6.8%)
Having to restrain myself from sniffing people's butts when I first meet them
9(6.8%)
Constant shaving of body. There will be a lot of stubble
17(12.9%)
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    1. have you ever added a random person to your friends list? 2. Why did you join this community? 3.what time is it where you are?

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