Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Would you rather...?

At next Christmas, would you rather get EVERYONE...? Yes, this includes family

A buttplug
19(28.8%)
A card stating that a donation has been made in their name to the Creationist Museum. In the corner is written 'Fossils are dumb'
47(71.2%)

Would you rather...?

Wear only Daisy dukes or mini skirts when you go outside for the next month
42(60.9%)
Wear only the dirty clothes in your hamper for the next month. Yes, the clothes you were going to wash. That's all you can wear for the next 30 days
27(39.1%)

Would you rather have your significant other...?

Become 10% more intelligent, but become 10% less attractive
44(67.7%)
Become 10% less intelligent, but become 10% more attractive
21(32.3%)

Would you rather...?

Gain 40lbs
18(26.5%)
Age 5 years. Physically, your skin, organs, and metabolism will age half a decade
50(73.5%)

Would you rather be on the...?

Sexual offender list. Your name and profile will be in the databanks in your neighborhood, and you'll have to announce yourself as a pervert to anyone who moves onto your street
4(5.8%)
FBI watch list. You see suspicious unmarked vans outside your residence often, and many times you swear you're being followed. You're almost positive your phone is tapped
65(94.2%)
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