How I oculd have broken the Internet the other day...
A friend commented on Facebook that he was bored and needed a hobby. I know he's into outdoor stuff, but if he's bored, maybe he wanted a change? So I suggested he learn to play the ukulele. It's not hard and doesn't have to be much of an inve$tment. He didn't think they were cool enough, so I told him they were cool enough for George Harrison to give them to ALL his friends. Then I posted a youtube link to the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain playing "Theme From Shaft", which has to rank high on the cool scale.
He came back with a dismissive comment about Tiny Tim.
And then I started to say the phrase NOBODY has ever said, let alone risk breaking the internet with.