Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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UFO Monday poll

Space aliens are fond of anal probes, some encounters have stated. Why do you suppose they probe people's buttock area?

They're very curious about our digestive system
11(24.4%)
It's for their kid's science project (3,000 years into the future, the standards for academics are astounding)
1(2.2%)
These aliens are Japan from the future. They travel back in time to get their kink on. It's not probing devices, it's tentacles
6(13.3%)
Alien fraternity. They get all liquored up and fly down here and do something stupid with a lesser species. Like humans cow tipping
24(53.3%)
Other
3(6.7%)

From what you can see from reported encounters and what you've seen in sci-fi movies, what do you suppose space aliens are here for?

To bring us peace and knowledge
1(2.2%)
To conquer us
10(22.2%)
To take our women
0(0.0%)
To take our DNA
2(4.4%)
To take our gold (or other resources)
2(4.4%)
To take our poop (seriously, stop with all the anal stuff already)
1(2.2%)
To bring us religion (Scientology)
0(0.0%)
To eat us (To Serve Man)
3(6.7%)
To have sex with us ( and make hybrid babies)
2(4.4%)
To study us
19(42.2%)
To bring us back to their planet as zoo animals
2(4.4%)
Other
3(6.7%)

Do you believe in space aliens/flying saucers, etc?

Yes
15(33.3%)
No
15(33.3%)
Not sure
15(33.3%)

For those of you who don't believe in space visitors or anything that flies in the face of scientific discoveries and reality, what are you more likely to believe exists?

Space aliens/flying saucers
28(77.8%)
God
8(22.2%)
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