Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
thequestionclub

You're offered a job for life. It's a normal job that maybe isn't that glamorous, but as long as you do this job, your yearly salary is $100,000. Guarranteed. The only catch is that you can't quit, and you can't retire until you're of retirement age. Which of these jobs would you take for 100k a year, guarranteed employment for life, with the knowledge you can't look for another job ever? Anything you don't check it's because you simply wouldn't want to do that job for life, no matter what the pay was. Things to consider: if you think you'll find a better paying job otherwise, what people may think of you still doing this job when you're in your 40s, self respect, what people may think of you doing this job, period

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0(0.0%)
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11(4.5%)
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7(2.9%)
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12(5.0%)
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10(4.1%)
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19(7.9%)
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9(3.7%)
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19(7.9%)
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