Does the Pope shit in the woods?
YES!
2(6.9%)
um....no?
3(10.3%)
Only when he's on a retreat
11(37.9%)
Trick question: the Pope doesn't shit. He's infallable
4(13.8%)
He shits on the Death Star (yes, he looks a little like Palpatine)
6(20.7%)
Other
3(10.3%)
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Of course
16(53.3%)
No! He shits in a cave
2(6.7%)
Bears shit in whatever gay club they happen to be in
6(20.0%)
They shit in Chicago
4(13.3%)
Other
2(6.7%)