My lovely boyfriend jokes that when he had his hair restored in his 20s, they made a mistake and put some of it on his back. I have one of those vibrate-y hair-remover comb wand things and I have to shave a decent amount of his back before he is comfortable enough to go anywhere without his shirt. He also says it's for me so that when we're in bed, I'm "not grabbing a Chia-pet back there", but I really don't care. (He would be so embarrassed if he knew I was telling anyone this!)
What is your most beloved tool/product in your bathroom?
My hair-straightener. Saves my life on a very regular basis when my hair doesn't want to cooperate.