Babeebugg (babeebugg) wrote in thequestionclub,

I put this up last night and accidentally locked the comments. So we'll try again...
What are some extremely funny things small children (Or anyone for that matter) has said that made you laugh?

- My nephew (8) asked me where Hitler was buried. I said I
wasnt sure but it could have been at sea. His wee brother (5)
asked why. To which the oldest said "so he cantt come
back if theres a zombie apocalypse

- My bff (who is 29) asked me the other day what would happen to an egg if it
 wasnt collected from the mother hen. She didn;t know it
would grow to be a chicken

- (there was a tv ad in the uk where
the line "I dont speak pineapple was used
(definition - I don;t understand you) For whatever reason I said
it to the youngest nephew. 10 mins later, his brother asked him
something and he replied "I dont speak gay!"

There are so many that I might have to edit this post to add as I remember them

eta -;what would happen if you pulled a giraffes tail? (That was from the youngest
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