There's a guy sitting at a little table. As you walk by, he asks if you'd like three dollars. You ask what's the deal, and he explains that is buying souls, and the standard rate is three dollars, and he'd like to buy yours. There's no paperwork, no signature in blood. All you have to do is shake hands with him to seal the deal, and he'll hand you a stack of tarnished dimes. (If you prefer, he'll hand you the the $3.00 before the handshake.)
So, this is a nice opportunity to walk away with three dollars in exchange for a nonsense transaction that doesn't cost you anything, right? Do you take the money, or not?