seasight (seasight) wrote in thequestionclub,

Okay, TQC. Solve this one for me. I’m dogsitting a charming little mutt who I shall call Dog. Last night I was in bed, all the windows covered and the lights out, and I sat up to push Dog over to her side of the bed because she was taking up too much space. She resisted, so she ended up dragging her feet when I pushed her.

Her feet/footprints glowed BRIGHT GREEN whenever she moved.

No, I wasn’t hallucinating. I pushed her around the bed four more times and played with her feet and every single time she lit up like a fucking bioluminescent flashlight.

Did she step in something? Is she an alien? Are dogs naturally bioluminescent? Am I insane?

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