Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Serial killer movie

There's a clown serial killer in your town, and he's preying on people that seem to match your profile. Your hair color, your age, your weight, and for some reason, the other victims' names all began with the same letter as yours. Even though he's dressed as a clown, he's thus far eluded capture. What precautions would you take?

Dye my hair
40(18.2%)
Lose a LOT of weight
13(5.9%)
Gain a LOT of weight
3(1.4%)
Shave my head
4(1.8%)
Start wearing gender neutral clothes outside, or dress more feminine if I'm male, or more masculine if I'm female
16(7.3%)
Avoid being by myself at night
64(29.1%)
Start carrying pepper spray or other protection
57(25.9%)
Nothing much. I'm sure the police will catch him
13(5.9%)
Other
10(4.5%)

You get home one Saturday night, and you REALLY have to pee. As you hop out of the car (or cross the street, if you don't have a car), you notice there's a mini cooper parked in front of yours, and it has a Ringling Bros. bumper sticker on it. On the sidewalk right in front of it, you notice an elongated muddy footprint. Almost comically large. You also happen to notice that one of the windows where you live seems ajar, when you know you closed everything before you left. Your bladder is bursting. What do you do?

Clearly my imagination is running wild. I go inside and pee, then close the window before something bad happens
5(6.8%)
Go to my neighbor's place, use their bathroom and call 911
51(69.9%)
It's possible the killer may be inside my place! I lure him out by playing circus music on my phone
3(4.1%)
Other
14(19.2%)

Before you have a chance to react, the clown comes running out of your front door, towards you. You have a few seconds to react. What do you do?

Hop back inside my car (if I had one)
34(46.6%)
Start running down the street, opposite the clown. Makes sense to move away from danger. Just gotta look both ways before crossing
8(11.0%)
Start running down the sidewalk, perpendicular to the clown's advances. I can make better time on the sidewalk
5(6.8%)
Run to my neighbor's place and pound on their door
9(12.3%)
Pull out my pepper spray/taser and be prepared to defend myself
16(21.9%)
I love clowns! I open my arms wide, expecting a big hug
0(0.0%)
Other
1(1.4%)

Due to your quick thinking, you manage to get away, and you lure him to a public place, where there happens to be a police car. The killer is captured! You're safe and considered a hero! They got the clown on several charge of murder already. The police ask if you'd like to press charges. That would probably mean making a court appearance, and he'll be there looking at you. What do you do?

Press charges. I'll appear in court if my claim adds more years to his sentence
59(81.9%)
I won't press charges. I'm sure the murder charges will already put him away for life. I don't want him to get a good look at me, in the event that he escapes
12(16.7%)
Other
1(1.4%)

When you go back to your place, you smell something cooking. Apparently, the clown was getting bored waiting for you and baked a lasagna. It smells good, and is ready to serve. Do you eat it?

Yes. It's just food
3(4.1%)
No. I throw it out. Can't trust it.
54(74.0%)
I give it to a neighbor
2(2.7%)
No. I throw it out. A clown touched it. Eww
12(16.4%)
Other
2(2.7%)
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