A guy in line comments on my drink of choice...
Guy: "Are you trying kill yourself with those things?"
Me: "As quickly as possible."
Usually I just sneeze on people when they're being rude (my signature move when a couple is making out in front of the doorway at the bar...always works!) but I felt compelled to say something snarky. One benefit of working the night shift is that I encounter far less people. I like it.
What would you have responded with TQC?
What was the last rude thing someone said to you?