#1 Stomach bug that lasts for 24. Includes nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, chills and body aches
#2 Nasty cold that lasts for 7 days. Includes congested stuffy nose, sore throat, and coughing fits.
I've been experiencing #1 since last night and I seriously want to curl up in a ball and die. At this point I would much rather have a cold, despite it lasting longer.