Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Two Roms don't make a right

Mitt Romney would like to unwind amidst his campaigning, and he'd like you to help him. He has a couple of celebrity jigsaw puzzles; one of Whoopie Goldberg, one of Courtney Love. You can help him assemble those. Or you could play around with his drum sets. He thinks he's rather good with percussion. He also has a 3-person camel suit, and needs someone to play the middle part. Mitt also loves funky music, and would like to play 'Super freak', and you can play with him on the tamborine while he gets down on the bass. What time will you contribute to a possible president?

I'd like to make whoopie with Mitt
2(4.0%)
I'd like to make love with Mitt
0(0.0%)
I'd like to bang around with Mitt
1(2.0%)
I'd like to hump around with Mitt
0(0.0%)
I'd like to get super freaky with Mitt
5(10.0%)
Eff that guy. None of the above
42(84.0%)

How did this poll make you feel?

A little confused
5(10.2%)
A little hot and bothered
0(0.0%)
More than a little dirty, and the kind that soap and water can't eliminate
10(20.4%)
A little part of me died inside
23(46.9%)
A little hungry (I've always been bad with feelings)
11(22.4%)
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