Right now, the people that live off to my left are standing outside of my door (my apartment is at the very end of a hallway, so they must think that no one can see or hear them there) screaming about whether or not the wife slept with their mutual female friend. Their child has come outside three times already to tell them to come back inside and stop yelling. This is the fourth time they've had this argument in the last two months. I've already told them that I can hear them through the door but they continue to do this every few weeks.
I've also mentioned the assholes that live upstairs. I ended up calling the police on them early Friday morning because I was desperate to get to sleep after being up all night listening to them thump and pound on my ceiling. Before I called the police, I called our property manager who told me that the wife is watching a friend's kid from 5am to 9pm every day, which makes a lot more sense than their very small child being the one that's running back and forth constantly all day.