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Halloween poll 1

You have to have a ghost haunt your home. You can select the ghost. Who famous dead person would you prefer to inhabit your home?

Amy Winehouse
2(2.2%)
Abraham Lincoln
6(6.6%)
Steve Irwin 'Crocadile Hunter'
16(17.6%)
Cleopatra
7(7.7%)
Whitney Houston
1(1.1%)
Elvis
5(5.5%)
Bob Denver (Gilligan)
2(2.2%)
Mother Teresa
4(4.4%)
Marquis de Sade
8(8.8%)
Michael Jackson
4(4.4%)
Tupac
4(4.4%)
Audrey Hepburn
19(20.9%)
Leslie Nielson
10(11.0%)
Richard Pryor
2(2.2%)
Ronald Reagan
1(1.1%)

Zombies are coming! How do you picture them moving about?

Shambling, like the Night of the Living Dead
45(49.5%)
Sprinting, like in 28 Days Later (technically, they're not zombies, but they're close)
3(3.3%)
Dancing like in the Thriller music video
14(15.4%)
Crawling on all fours because they lack the muscle coordination and strength to stand upright
18(19.8%)
Segway
11(12.1%)

What traits do you consider to be notable vampire traits?

Fangs
82(15.2%)
Transylvanian accent
16(3.0%)
Burns if exposed to sunlight
63(11.7%)
Creates glitter if exposed to sunlight
2(0.4%)
Well-dressed, fancy, slightly gay, European wardrobe
25(4.6%)
Meticulous appearance; not a hair out of place, despite the fact they can't see themselves in the mirror because...
28(5.2%)
They cast no reflection. And don't show up on film
48(8.9%)
Brooding, emo kid
5(0.9%)
Mistrust or hatred of werewolves
10(1.9%)
Sexy. No matter what gender, they're sexy
24(4.5%)
Vulnerable to holy symbols, and holy water
54(10.0%)
Strong dislike of garlic
41(7.6%)
Stakes through the heart kill them (and, for the most part, people who aren't vampires)
68(12.6%)
Can turn into a bat
21(3.9%)
Superhuman strength and speed
52(9.6%)

Best father figure to an animated humanesque creature?

Gepetto (Pinnochio)
54(63.5%)
Dr. Frankenstein (Frankenstein's monter)
10(11.8%)
Anakin Skywalker (C3PO)
21(24.7%)

You suspect you're werewolf. Whenever the moon is full, you black out. No memory of what happens that night. You wake up the next day with great amonts of blood and mud all over your clothes, and the next day, you read about livestock being slaughtered and eaten. Wolves are suspected. What's the first thing that crosses your mind with this lycanthropic revelation?

"Oh...my...god. I'm cursed! I turn into a monster!!"
18(20.7%)
"Those poor sheep! What have I done?"
24(27.6%)
"Zooks! I have to be careful that no one sees me in my other state. Now how can I make sure that I'm not seen...'?
22(25.3%)
"Well, SHIT! So much for my vegan/vegetarian diet!"
15(17.2%)
Other
8(9.2%)
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