Good morning. My name is Melinda Deathneck. I summoned a Dark Demon to takeover this account as the username is most relevant to me.
I have been practising the Dark Magics since I was a child. I have decided to put a curse upon 95.3027% of these communities each (anontqc and thequestionclub). If you begin to feel a sense of doom and despair it means that my curse is taking effect. There is no way to avoid this curse. I summon the Dark Shadow so that He may obstruct any light in your life. Posting cheeky replies will only worsen the effects of my curse if you are among the affected. I will now proceed to begin preparation for my curse.
Do you feel it yet?