What is the sweetest thing they do?
Describe your ultimate meal?
My boyfriend tends to go to the bathroom before showering but he doesn't flush afterwards to avoid fucking up the water temperature, and he puts the lid down and gets in the shower and forgets to flush when he's done so I go to the bathroom after him and there's his last potty break waiting for me. I'm so used to it now after living with him two years that I honestly don't really care anymore, but it is still pretty gross.
He laughs at me when I'm being stupid on purpose and acting like an idiot and doesn't ever make me feel bad for acting silly.
Pizza and plenty of long island iced tea - tons of cheese, a bit of sausage, tons of oregano.